RESOLUTIONS
1. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
2. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener
3. My toy and I will dance all over the back yard.
4. I will not chew red crayons or pens, because my master will think that I am haemorrhaging.
5. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
6. I must shake the rainwater out of my coat BEFORE I enter the house.
7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
8. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
9. Come to accept that cats are from Venus and dogs are from Mars.
1. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
2. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener
3. My toy and I will dance all over the back yard.
4. I will not chew red crayons or pens, because my master will think that I am haemorrhaging.
5. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
6. I must shake the rainwater out of my coat BEFORE I enter the house.
7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
8. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
9. Come to accept that cats are from Venus and dogs are from Mars.
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